you ever even been on a plane, you piece of shit?
currently watching: gossip girl
yOU GUYS I WAS THERE THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED RIGHT INFRONT OF ME CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM STILL SHRIEKING
traditional star trek episode
- aliens: [does bad thing]
- human: no!!!! dont!!!! [dies]
- ~to boldly go where no gay has gone before~
- kirk: captain's log stardate 666.66. things have happened. ive decided to go and beam down on the planet and get myself involved. i think im gonna wear my lucky rocket shit underwear today. kirk out.
- ~beams down with planet~
- mccoy: why am i even here no one has a paper cut can i go back to watching dr sexy md please kirk
- kirk: no
- alien: [hisses] go away
- kirk: no let me help u
- ~beep beep gay calling~
- spock: illogical. illogical. illogical.
- ~beep beep gay call ended~
- kirk: spock says the ships broken because miss alien here doesnt want us to go away
- alien: [hisses] what the fuck man maybe your ship's messed up huh
- kirk: what is this strange language they're speaking in
- mccoy: dammit i'm a doctor not a universal translator
- kirk: eh whatever it doesnt matter lets go explore hey u in the red shirt go over there i'll go over here
- ~red shirt dies~
- mccoy: hes dead jim can i go back now
- kirk: here we gather to mourn sir whats his face from sir planet who cares a lot. ok lets go
- alien: [hisses]
- kirk: hi
- alien: [hisses seductively]
- kirk: please do things against ur morals for me its for the good of gaykind
- alien: [hisses then dies]
- kirk: thank u. ok scotty, beam us up
- scotty: aye aye scotch
- ~several minutes later~
- kirk: ah its good to be back in the chair alive and well im glad no one died and
- mccoy: can i leave now
- spock: illogical
- mccoy: hobgoblin
- spock: emotional man
- mccoy: ur dumb
- spock: illogical
- kirk: now pls play nice boys this is my dramatic zoom up time
- uhurua: i miss the tribbles
- chekov: i miss russia
- sulu: i miss my plants
